WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, bro, what the heck is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to figure out it all. Is this even a dream? This whole thing is giving me a headache. Can someone please give me the lowdown before I snap? Seriously In The Crap?! Dude, this is completely insane. I'm freaking right now. It's like a monkey jus